profile but not profile

this is my auto biography report for mrs. jones certain things have been censored since i'm cautious[(not paranoid)(careful they're always watching)]



     Hello. My name is nunya bizness and I'm writing this auto-biography. I was born in Oceanside, California and my favorite saying is if you love something let it go and hunt it down if it leaves you. Which could explain the lack of girl friend but I think that it's because I'm so intimidating with my awesomeness and great dance moves. Not to mention my awe worthy IQ which I'm pretty sure is high but I broke the test so I might never know what that exactly is. My response to every insult is you/ you're/ your ___________. Sometimes this doesn't work though and I end up saying something stupid like you're awesome. Although instead of like I should have used such as you wish awesome etc.etc.. Alright then good bye. ... What that not good enough for you?!?!?! What d'ya want me to do write my life story?! ... Well I guess that is kind of the point. Still if I'm gonna' do this it needs music. ... WHAT!!! YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY LIFE STORY TO SOME CRUDDY @#!?$% ^&*<>?~= (artists name censored for nice purposes also so I don't get sued )(HINT count the letters) MUSIC!!! YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND! If I'm going to listen to music it's going to be quality un-censored metalica. Although depending on the album there might not be anything needing of censoring. For instance death magnetic has ,to my knowledge , no swearing. Although just in case I could only use their instrumentals which are 10-12 minutes long easily. I mean really they've been around since the 80's at the least. It takes a lot to last 30+ years.They have 11 or 12 albums not counting singles which they have a lot of though you could argue that all an album is is a bunch of singles, of course then they're not singles...well back to that later.Hmmm... a whole book thingy where i get talk about me...well where to start. Ooh music... I what... already did music...akward. Sorry about that but i make some one with alzheimers look like a 10 tera byte memory drive. Which to my knowledge is not available commercially... tell the truth I'm not sure they exist, I mean I've seen 1 and 11/2 terabyte drives but 10 *whistle* what I could do with 10 terabytes. What could I do with 10 terabytes? If I told you I'd have to swear you to secrecy and tel you the password which is lemons haha since I censored the password you will never know ... i didn't censor it...dang. Well on that slightly unappy note since i didn't censor that you and consequently the person reading over my shoulder and anyone else who reads this I'll tell you in the form of a song ... yeah not happening like I would sing. Unless it's metal themed that ain't happening. So first I would write a 20 chapter 10,000 page book on the benefits of not being a nerd , then I would write a 60 chapter 120,000 page book on how great it is to be a nerd and how gangsta nerds would be like the number one movie ever and the sequel Gangsta nerds : bring it on MIT would be just as great and would forever be obscurely quoted by nerds and not nerds but still not people with a high social standing and forever be frowned upon by serious faced cops with dog names and way too many guns, then I'd have a full color outline of my plan to take over the world(just a little hobby;) and over 70 weapons designs that would leave all previous weapons obsolete and give the uss(united states of sean) absoloute weapons superiorety for the next couple of millenia:). Throw in a speech or two about how if we all came together we might be able to cure plagurism and paranoia(careful they're watching you). Who knows after all this I might have used a terabyte. The rest I can't tell you due to special uss patents that I'd have to have my lawyer(my sister megan) present to explain and then I'd have to have her write up a contract that clearlly states how if you talk about my designs before I take over the world I have all rights to take away everything you own. Of course distributing these wouldn't be hard since my fan population would have dropped to ZER0*shouting* because no one wants to sign anything without their lawyer present so lawyers being in extreme demand would charge outrageous prices so then every one goes to law school and taxes are raised so as to pay for the new colleges and then with everyone becoming a lawyer the world wide economy collapses causing the extinction of the human race letting lemons take the throne to the world. Which is why you won't know until I rule the world(or at least Russia).  So now I'd like to talk about one of my favorite sites.http://happinessin60ounceajar.blogspot.com/ If you wish to know where I got lemon flavored shoe polish and other strange things then visit this site. Also there's a poll TAKE IT. The site also has Russian lessons but that won't show up till you vote. Now let's see what should I talk about next... hobbies. Well, besides the whole taking over the world thing..haha :').. I have several other hobbies. Mostly I just read weekdays though I do play a ridiculous amount of instruments. I play violoncello, viola, violin and guitar. What an above average genius( hey it's about me I can be as conceited as I want) can't play guitar how incredibly racist(nerds are a race) of you. I have made great progress on All Nightmare Long which happens to be the song I would play if ..HINT HINT.. Mrs. Jones would let us do the talent show. I also play the (sleeping)cello and am going to king's dominion. In fact as you read this Mrs. Jones on this 4/30/10 I am either getting ready or preparation sleeping in preparation for the trip. As for when I'm reading this in front of the  class let me tell you. It WAS GREAT/sucked like the vacuum of space. Another little hobby of mine is that I'm learning russian. Which did I mention  is my favorite language.es that's including English. This for many the least of which being things like the alphabet (cyrillic) actually makes sense and others such as shortened phrases ie. instead of eating dinner a single word that means to eat dinner. So now I think I'll explain my hate/love/friendship scale. It goes from -100(revulsion) to 10(love). You're not a friend till -50. Now it takes a lot to go up a point eg. 50 pencils to a point or 200 sheets of paper and 400 $ to a point . I won't give this classes score except the highest that being .. drumroll... Wilson with -35. At least 5 of those points is from loans (see above conversion rates) so I borrow a lot. 0 is the ever so stressing what are my feelings for this person, 1-5 love but to shy to tell, 6-9 is usually where you are going out with them or you got brutally rejected, and 10 holy crap soulmate. This another reason for the no girlfriend, no non-relative girl that currently comes to mind has gotten to above -40. Actually this is kind of embarrassing but after I met someone *glare* I had to mentally recalibrate the scale and just as I'm so close this person *still glaring* listened to my little sister who's her friend and is then slightly nicer but to slightly nicer so after 4 month's I have now finally finished recalibrating. *GLARE!!!* So now I will talk about what I want to be I want to be a * ** **  *** ** **** ***** ******* *** *** * *** * *** and that's what I want to be. If I have to explain this I'll be'll so ashamed of you *scoff* AG?!Just as this had to be censored so does my worst nightmare. However I do have a joke. So an outlaw has stolen the gold from a bank however a cowboy has tracked him down. So he finds him in a bar and demands he tell him where he hid the gold or he'll shoot him . However the outlaw speaks spanish and he doesn't but there's a lawyer there who does. The outlaw describes the dried up river bank where he hid it. "What did he say?" asks the cowboy. "he said shoot" the lawyer replies.Let's see well we only briefly touched on music so now I will go in depth. My three favorite bands are in order from fav. to least fav. Metalica, Apocalyptica, and Ozzy Osbourne. My favorite songs from these bands are Master of Puppets, Orion, I don't care and Mr. Crowley(Metalica got 2 because they're just that cool). I'm into heavy metal and classical and the combination of the two(that would be Apocalyptica). I can actually play songs from all three groups except Apocalyptica because I can't get a hold of they're music. They are in my opinion the best bands in they're genre ever and anyone who says I'm stupid yeah well you're stupid ... see I did it I told you. Now to a subject that probably every girl has in here:stores. Well mine is easy Target, B.A.M., and Musicians Toy store. I like target because you can find relatively cheap with out having cheap Chinese lead based heavy metal toy's(no offense Wilson). I like Books A Million because I can almost always find what I'm looking for and free wi-fi helps. I absolutely LOVE the musicians toy store because it has all sorts of stringed instruments so it meets my needs. I will finish of the written part of my auto biography with entry 48 option 5: Happiness comes in a 60 oz. jar. This means that happiness is as we perceive of it. Is it a pickle jar or an aquarium... it's whatever makes you happy. Really sadness is natural but anger, frustration and depreesion are things that we ourselves create. If you don't want to be depresed than don't be depressed. And remember...life's short eat dessert first. Wait wait wait , did I come off to hippy on that last thing?

hi mrs, jones

I would like to invite everyone who picked learn russian in the poll to go to http://happinessina60ouncejar.blogspot.com/ whic is a great free way to learn russian.